THE APE SQUAD
Coming soon to . . . everywhere
Remember back in the day when they used to have stories and shows on the radio? Me either because I'm not 100! But I have heard about it. Here's a little throw back to the good ole days. All the comic book stories in podcast form.
Remember 10 seconds ago when we were talking about audio stories? Imagine this. What if we told the stories, but also had animated pictures that you could look at while you listened. IMAGINE NO LONGER. We're doing it. It's done. Welcome to what we call visual stories, because we couldn't come up with anything more clever.
Spin off shows usually come later. Often out of desperation or as a money grab. Not at The Ape Squad though! We're doing a spin-off right away starring the three human members of The Ape Squad. Why are they separated from the rest of the squad? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! Just kidding, you'll know soon...
Do you think people would like an adult animated show about a bunch of badass apes? Guess we'll find out in 2023.
Have you ever wanted to bash a bad guy's face in? Have you decided not to because it's frowned upon by society? In 2023 your dreams will come true.
Isn't it time for a really solid super hero video game? I mean, sure, there have been a few great ones. After you play The Ape Squad, you're going to think those are ABSOLUTE TRASH in comparison.
Playing video games is fun. Being in one is even better. Doesn't it sound fun to be a gorilla that can fling bad guys into walls? Or a chimpanzee that loves to dual wield pistols? Or a snarky post-pubescent teen bonobo? The last one is a little weird, but it'll all work out in the end.
The moment we've all been waiting for. This is going to be huge. The Ape Squad will finally be where they belong! . . . in front of people eating super overpriced popcorn.
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
-Russel Crowe in that movie with the swords