THE FUTURE OF THE APE SQUAD
Isn't it time for some heroes that aren't watered down? These Apes are going to kick ass and crack jokes while they do. These aren't the goody two shoes heroes we all grew up with. They're not fucking around. Neither are we.
Our goal is to turn The Ape Squad into a worldwide phenomenon. We're going to make sure that these apes are everywhere! Comic books, tv, podcasts, video games, movies, and more. Before you know it, The Ape Squad will be mentioned right along side The Avengers and The Justice League.
Heroes have a way of inspiring all of us to be better. The Ape Squad is going to be fighting evil and standing up for what they believe in. We hope this will inspire others to do the same. We all have more power than we think.
The Ape Squad is pretty pissed off at corporations that are destroying the environment and exploiting workers. Guess what? We are too. We will be doing extensive charity work as we grow to help save the planet and help those who are less fortunate.
WE WANT TO DO SOME GOOD WITH THE APE SQUAD.
WE'VE GOT SOME PROMISES TO MAKE ABOUT THE FUTURE.
The Ape Squad is going to be destroying all the evil in the world. We want to do the same.
Maybe with a little less shooting and explosions on our end though.
SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT
Earth is in trouble. Rising temperatures, mass deforestation, and non-renewable energy is really taking it's toll.
We want to make The Ape Squad as eco-friendly as it can possibly be, all while donating 5% of NFT sales to environmental groups. In the end, this company will have a huge positive impact on the planet.
Okay, seriously. What is with all these sketchy companies that treat workers like shit. That's got to stop.
At The Ape Squad, we'll be treating all team members like family. I mean like family that we don't hate. As we grow, we want to use our platform to help encourage legislation that will do the same for workers everywhere. People work hard and they deserve some dignity, respect, and reasonable wages.
DIVERSITY WITHIN THE COMPANY
We are committed to having a team of diverse individuals. We're not just saying that.
This is an excerpt from an internal memo that is immediately sent to new potential team members.
"In addition, racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia, even on personal social pages, will be grounds for immediate termination. Not only does this go against everything I personally stand for, it also clashes with the whole mentality of The Ape Squad."